Vagabonding Through Time















8 hours ago with 660 notes — via pancakeholmes, © sweetlittlekitty
#FUCK



thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

thedarklordsay10:

priestlyandtish:

drunkenspeecheson-sobriety:

reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible

important as fuck

can i put this on my refrigerator

8 hours ago with 161697 notes — via whynotjanice, © midnightcode



8 hours ago with 22652 notes — via no-tribble-at-all, © mishawinsexster



sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

8 hours ago with 110557 notes — via whynotjanice, © hitlervevo



twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

8 hours ago with 37140 notes — via whynotjanice, © twiistz



rachelkiley:

bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

This. So hard. I’m not the biggest fan of Kristen Stewart as an actress, but I hate hate hate how much shit she gets blamed for as a person. Particularly getting kicked around sfm for the affair, which is utter bullshit, and the whole being shy and not smiling very often thing. She doesn’t OWE you that. There are tons of dude actors who are shy and smile in public way less than she does and not a word is said, but if Kristen Stewart acts that way — and seriously, if you were dragged through the media for stupid reasons as often as she is, would you really be smiling? — she’s a frigid bitch? No. Fuck off.

8 hours ago with 56963 notes — via no-tribble-at-all, © opinionatedlez



dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

12 hours ago with 99291 notes — via consultingsuperhero, © jackvessalius



deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

deanisanactualprincess:

catsandallthatjazz:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

Basically Bubble Tea of Death

i really want to see someone get murdered this way on supernatural

12 hours ago with 362533 notes — via consultingsuperhero, © onlylolgifs



beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

12 hours ago with 31586 notes — via starksexual, © beyonces-butt



fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

12 hours ago with 8910 notes — via digitallyimpaired, © fartgallery



PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN

thorinsexenshield:

watchermostcharmed:

ohmytheon:

tinydragongina:

jmrichards:

connivingwitch:

barbie-wears-pink-aviators:

BECAUSE
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AND ALSOimage
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JUST
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LET ME JUST SAY

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IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
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YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

ahhhhh fuck please

OMYGOD YES

YES PLEASE

 NO ONE WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER

NEED

MY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s always been my dream Wonder Woman. Guh. ~<3

12 hours ago with 5942 notes — via consultingsuperhero, © barbie-wears-pink-aviators
#OH MY GOD YES #Gina Torres #fuck yes please



footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

12 hours ago with 273290 notes — via digitallyimpaired, © multipack



dashingly-dashnastical:

darkspawnhorror:

thecakebar:

Cinnamon Apple Dessert Chimichangas Tutorial 

  • {click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}

I know what I’m making later…

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13 hours ago with 4965 notes — via starksexual, © thecakebar
#GAH #food porn



aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

aussied:

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog

13 hours ago with 12277 notes — via starksexual, © minmo



Song: The House Wins
Artist: OK Go
Album: Oh No
186 plays
13 hours ago with 42 notes — via digitallyimpaired, © plaiddeer
#Jams #OK Go